Dear Turts, I’ve been wanting my “own” dog for quite some time.  My brother just gave his dog back to his ex girlfriend.  I’ve found this adorable pup named Tonka. I’ve already decided in my own…

I never knew Chicken salad tasted better with cayenne pepper, people love Hawaiian rolls and that I am still “this” close to a drink/using drugs. Oh , also, Amy Sedaris says something along the lines of…

I got home from Magic Mike feelin real bad for them. All I will say is I got so excited, I mean chills watchin the way these dudes dance, then towards the end it got so…

She was standing behind a door hiding. She was immediately nice to me and told me to come hide with her. My memory tells me we were upstairs at WONDERLAND on Columbia Ave. It was an…

SHOULD MY MAMA, TRU’S GRANDMOTHER BE CALLED:   LULU for Cindy Lou AUNT CYN (cause my little niece and nephew call her that anyway) MADEA or BIG MAMA

GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!!! I hang out with this chick. She is all kinds of laid back and at the same time it has taken me more than 20 years to learn all her little idiosyncrasies…She that…